It's been a while since posting. The creativity muse hit hard the other night. Think 2x4 and back of the head. When consciousness was regained, this was on the computer screen:
T-shirt or, say, tote bag. (Ice pack would be nice). This second one looks real nice on a thong.
See the full collections on CafePress:
"Tinier Than Thou" apparel and gifts
"Mine's Tinier" apparel and gifts
Or if you prefer, Zazzle.